loganehcolls:

“am i the only person who doesn’t ship this?” the blogger asks. just then, government agents burst into their house. the blogger is a dying breed, soon to be extinct, the agents say. they must be taken to a secret facility to procreate with other non-shippers. whether they like it or not.

Armenia: I haven’t seen that much denim since JT and Britney

Who would be at your dream post-BAFTAs dinner table?

Kelly and I broke up and she can do whatever she wants. And her new boyfriend seems awesome, if you’re into Indian people. I’m not.