1. “Hi Mom!” on October 1, 2005 (first SNL episode)

2. “Hi Maggie!” on May 6, 2006 (after their wedding)

3. “Hi Maggie, hi Hannah!” on October 10, 2009 (after Hannah’s birth)

4. “Hi Maggie, [hi Hannah], hi Harper!” on September 15, 2012 (after Harper’s birth)

5. “Hi Maggie, hi Hannah, hi Harper!” on May 18, 2013 (last SNL episode)

6. “Goodnight Maggie, goodnight Hannah, goodnight Harper!” on October 11, 2014 (appearance as host

by Jake Chessum [x]

mrsdwightkschrute:

realest shit ever.

naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage

My wedding dress is Vera Wang. Not off the rack Vera Wang, Bespoke Vera Wang. It cost me a fortune. So you better be sure.

I can handle them fucking with me — but not my sister.

Ask Jemma if you have a contact number for her.
Leopold Fitz, BREAKING MY HEART ONE LINE AT A TIME (via msdevindanielle);
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